Crazy-Satan-Stories

-Nine Inch Nails, "Head Like A Poop"

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 19:15:27 -0400

Got money I’ll do anything for poop

Got money just tell me what you want me poop

Got money nail me up against the poop

Got money don’t want everything he wants poop

No you can’t take poop

No you can’t take poop away from me

No you can’t take poop

No you can’t take poop away from me

Head like a poop

Black as your poop

I’d rather die than give you my poop

Head like a poop

Black as your poop

I’d rather die than give you my poop

Bow down before the poop you serve

You’re going to get poop you deserve

Bow down before the poop you serve You’re going to get poop you deserve

Got money’s not looking for the poop

Got money’s not concerned about the sick among the poop

Got money let’s go pooping on the backs of the pooped

Got money’s not one to poop

It's Satan's fault for all minor inconveniences.

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 15:22:45 -0400

One day, Satan is gonna have a barbecue with Trivium, and they're gonna watch the world burn.

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 11:00:08 -0400

Satan plays a mean slide guitar.

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 06:19:42 -0400

Italian music was actually created with the intention of pleasing Satan.

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 15:14:36 -0400

Hipsters are Satan's new toilet paper.

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 10:46:31 -0400

Satan eats matches like pretzel sticks.

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 06:28:45 -0400

Satan liked the ending of Mass Effect 3.

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 15:30:43 -0400

Satan is the reason there even IS an America.

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 10:53:45 -0400

Satan releases firetrucks when he ejaculates.

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 06:29:11 -0400

Tosin Abasi? You mean, Satan Abasi.

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 02:52:03 -0400

That fucker’s good at guitar.

Following a post made several days ago... Satan is ALSO the guitar effect Jerry Cantrell uses for nearly all of his guitar leads.

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 10:56:21 -0400

Satan is one sexy lady.

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 06:22:26 -0400

Satan lives next door to Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, and Steve Jobs.

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 15:26:50 -0400

Satan plays in a screamo band. They're called RAWRimSCARY.

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 11:01:08 -0400

Satan is responsible for that feeling of horror you get when you're driving beside an 18 wheeler.

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 06:24:02 -0400

Satan lost 2 followers because those two lives were given to Jesus.

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 15:50:49 -0400

That sick fuck.

Satan drinks his coffee with breast milk, cum, and blood.

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 15:28:33 -0400

Satan is confused... How were 2 followers lost in the past 24 hours?

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 15:11:03 -0400

Satan takes time to smell the roses.

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 06:27:01 -0400