October 2012
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-Nine Inch Nails, "Head Like A Poop"
Got money I’ll do anything for poop  Got money just tell me what you want me poop Got money nail me up against the poop Got money don’t want everything he wants poop No you can’t take poop No you can’t take poop No you can’t take poop away from me No you can’t take poop No you can’t take poop No you can’t take poop away from me Head like a...
Oct 15th
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July 2012
22 posts
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It's Satan's fault for all minor inconveniences.
Jul 7th
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One day, Satan is gonna have a barbecue with...
Jul 7th
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Satan plays a mean slide guitar.
Jul 7th
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Italian music was actually created with the...
Jul 6th
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Hipsters are Satan's new toilet paper.
Jul 6th
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Satan eats matches like pretzel sticks.
Jul 6th
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Satan liked the ending of Mass Effect 3.
Jul 5th
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Satan is the reason there even IS an America.
Jul 5th
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Satan releases firetrucks when he ejaculates.
Jul 5th
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Tosin Abasi? You mean, Satan Abasi.
That fucker’s good at guitar.
Jul 5th
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Following a post made several days ago... Satan is...
Jul 4th
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Satan is one sexy lady.
Jul 4th
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Satan lives next door to Hitler, Stalin,...
Jul 3rd
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Satan plays in a screamo band. They're called...
Jul 3rd
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Satan is responsible for that feeling of horror...
Jul 3rd
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Anonymous asked: Satan lost 2 followers because those two lives were given to Jesus.
Jul 2nd
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Satan drinks his coffee with breast milk, cum, and...
Jul 2nd
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Satan is confused... How were 2 followers lost in...
Jul 2nd
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Satan takes time to smell the roses.
Jul 2nd
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Satan is the reason that she wants you to call...
Jul 1st
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Following a few posts ago, Satan is ALSO the...
Jul 1st
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Satan played Jack Black in the Tenacious D movie.
Jul 1st
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June 2012
100 posts
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Jun 30th
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Following the last post, Satan is also the wah-wah...
Jun 30th
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Satan's natural voice goes through a vocoder.
Jun 30th
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Traffic cones are red in hell.
Jun 30th
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Satan has other things to do than run a blog. So...
Jun 30th
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Satan is the reason that the USA might have...
Jun 28th
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You know why you question your sexuality in your...
Jun 25th
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Satan is a bad driver.
Just can’t seem to acknowledge pedestrians…
Jun 25th
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Satan, as well as the rest of the inhabitants of...
Jun 25th
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You know why you never win at Monopoly? Satan....
Jun 24th
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Satan made up the 8 ball rule in Billiards shortly...
Jun 24th
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yourfavoriteantihero asked: Are you a vegan? they are pretty evil.
Jun 24th
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Satan invented the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Jun 24th
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Rasrants →
This motha fucka is my 100th follower. Bow before Satan and his army of mindless bloggers!
Jun 24th
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Satan invented the phrase, "An eye for an eye", in...
Jun 23rd
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Satan combined Magic: The Gathering and Yu-Gi-Oh!...
Jun 22nd
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Satan approves of all the limited time items at...
Jun 22nd
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Satan always play Undead on World of Warcraft.
Jun 22nd
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Satan is always in the mood for a good drum solo.
Jun 21st
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Satan wrote and sings, "Bad Reputation". True...
Jun 21st
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There's been so many contradictions in this blog...
Jun 20th
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Satan, much like myself, doesn't give one and a...
Jun 20th
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Satan rides a moped in a motorcycle gang.
Jun 20th
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Anonymous asked: Satan is the reason Chuck Norris exists.
Jun 19th
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Satan likes to gargle mayonnaise.
Jun 19th
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Satan has realized it's difficult to keep making...
Jun 19th
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Whenever you feel alone, just think; Satan's...
Jun 19th
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